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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."
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"[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?"
"What is the opposite of a meme? A youyou"
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"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"