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Joke of the Day
"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
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"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"What's the password to Forest Gumps laptop? 1forest1"
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."
"Mountain ranges aren't funny They're hill areas."
"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."
"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."
"I decided not to invest in that seafood processing plant... ...something smelled fishy."
"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."