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Joke of the Day

"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."

"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."

"How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with? Me: *names two of them*"

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion. Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"This is NOT a repost."

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."