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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time? Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time."

"Jimmy Kimmel and the Fine Brothers working together [NSFW] Pornhub acquires Twitch"

"Do you have a little Irish in you? Well... Would you like some?"

"Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""