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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"

"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"

"So, a seal walks into a club..."

"Cat puns freak meowt"

"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."

"*detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME! ""Uh, Aaron?"" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*"

"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."

"All this time I wondered why birds were out to get me. Turns out I just had a chip on my shoulder. #blood"

"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."

"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."