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Joke of the Day

"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."

"How do these people survive"

"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"

"*Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*"

"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."

"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."

"What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!"

"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."

"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."