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Joke of the Day
"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"
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"Why can't an egg ever be in charge? Because they crack under pressure."
"Anytime I'm using a stall in a public restroom and someone knocks on the door, I always say, ""Did you bring the lube?"" As loud as possible."
"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"
"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut."
"Never discuss with your wife... ...because all you do is 'diss' and 'cuss'"
"Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix... Because there is no spoon...."
"I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting."
"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"