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Joke of the Day

"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."

"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing."

"I've got my ion you, baby!"

"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."

"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."

"I figured out how to invade Russia You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight."

"[apocalypse] Day 5: sickness is spreading rapidly Day 34: the streets are filled w death. There's no joy left in the world Day 69: LOL 69"