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Joke of the Day
"My 5'2"" friend and a person in debt both have something in common. They're both coming up short."
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"Dad: I'm so hungry. Me: Hi, so hungry I'm son! *Dad turns head very slowly* [camera cuts to Dad patting down pile of dirt with shovel]"
"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"
"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."
"Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized"
"Americans may pull guns but Canadians.... ..may pull leaves."
"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder."