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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."

"Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors? Because he needed laser eye surgery!"

"How do billboards communicate? Sign language"

"Cancer cures smoking."

"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."

"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."

"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"

"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"Cop : ""Lets Do a drug test"" Me: ""Cool, which drugs are we testing?"""

"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."