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Joke of the Day
"Pretzels Two pretzels were walking down the street. One got assaulted."
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"A blind man walks into a bar..... If he could see then that would'nt have happened."
"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."
"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"
"Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds."
"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."
"What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."