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Joke of the Day

"Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy? It lifts spirits"

"How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman? to get to the other side...."

"What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!"

"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"

"I've read Plumbing for idiots' twice and I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing. I guess it's going to take another few reads before this sinks in."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"

"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."

"The Horse Joke So, there was a fly, and the fly entered the horse's ass; finally when the fly wanted to go out, the horse wasn't there anymore."

"What did the river say when it saw the beavers? I'll be dammed."

"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"