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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"
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"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"
"A Christian telling an atheist that God will punish him ... [x-post from r/atheism] ... is like a hippy telling me that he's going to punch me in the aura."
"What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook"
"Philosophical porn Person 1: Hey, why don't you watch philosophical porn? Person 2: Eh, it only appeals to a very Nietzsche fanbase."
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"
"Why can't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."
"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."
"Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog."