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Joke of the Day
"How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top."
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"It's not right to make fun of the French It's not like theey can defend themselves anyway."
"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-"" ""Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."""
"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."
"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."
"I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting, but fell asleep."
"What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats."
"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."
"Arby's also has a secret menu. If you order a ""phone book"" they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat."