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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"
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"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""
"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
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"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."
"What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry"