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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."

"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"

"Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]"

"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into your mouth."

"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."

"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."

"[strip to the waist for my fight club debut] Opponent: ""dude they meant the top half"" *walks away* [I claim victory and retire undefeated]"