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Joke of the Day
"Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!"
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"Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention, David. David: I'm paying as little as I can, teacher."
"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"
"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"
"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."
"There's a black guy in my family tree... He's hanging in the backyard."
"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."
"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."