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Joke of the Day
"July 4th celebrates the original Brexit. Thanks George"
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"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."
"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."
"My wife does a HILARIOUS John Goodman impression. Doesn't hurt that she looks exactly like him."
"I can get into aquariums for free, because I donated a whale! I guess my ex's sister was useful for something after all."
"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."
"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"
"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."