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Joke of the Day

"Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people."

"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."

"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"

"In his next movie poster, I wonder if Ice Cube will be mildly annoyed by whatever is going on around him."

"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"Office Theft Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"

"Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks."

"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""