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Joke of the Day
"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."
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".@LAPD My wife made hazelnut ""coffee"" with my coffee maker. Send all available units."
"Have you read GANDOLF'S new book about GENDER identity? It's great! It's called ""YOU SHALL NOT PASS"""
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and a table, and a chair, and a stool."
"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."
"What's the difference between reddit and facebook? Reddit is better"
"What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out..."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"
"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."