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Joke of the Day
"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."
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"How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!"
"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."
"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"
"What do you call the system of honour of French horses? Chevalry"
"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."
"What do you call a dad butt? Dat ass"
"I saw a guy cut a curvy path through a corn field... It was a-ma(i)zing."
"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."