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Joke of the Day

"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"My ex-girlfriend was like an incompetent tailor... She didn't suit me."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"

"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."

"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."

"Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."

"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."