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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."

"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."

"Kanye name his son North West, So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top. And a little to the left"

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"

"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"

"Why are homeless people always laughing? Because they crack themselves up!"

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."

"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"

"What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)"

"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."