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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."

"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."

"When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said ""paltry"" and "" inadequate"" were already taken."

"Where do Floridians wash their clothes? In Fort Launderdale."

"I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle"

"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."

"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"

"Gonna start referring to my Facebook feed as Chick-Fil-A because it's just a bunch of propaganda from cows who can't spell."