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Joke of the Day

"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."

"The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*"

"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."

"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."

"Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too."

"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."

"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."

"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."

"You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:"

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"