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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"
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"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."
"Are you a psychic porn star? Because you're blowing my mind"
"The Michelin Man is the most racist mascot in corporate history, because TIRES ARE BLACK."
"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."
"I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."
"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."
"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"
"I felt super exhausted after giving blood. It's such a draining procedure."
"When an American says, ""You do the math,"" you should also offer to assist him in his grammar."