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Joke of the Day

"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."

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"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made it round and laughed and laughed and laughed"
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"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."
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"BBC News: Man is killed by wave. Fuck, how big was the other guy's hand!?"
"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""
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