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Joke of the Day

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made it round and laughed and laughed and laughed"

"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"

"Pro Tip: Make sure you wear your Fitbit on your dominant hand so you get credit every time you lift an ice cream cone to your mouth."

"How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows."

"world's funniest joke: Liverpool FC winning the barclays premier league"

"Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already."

"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"

"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"

"I've agreed so much with my wife that my head just starts nodding at the sound of her voice."

"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"