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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really it took the cat three weeks to teach him."

"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"

"What do ghosts drink for Halloween? BOOOOZE!"

"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"

"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"

"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."

"Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? Because they're long, hard and full of seamen."

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a **short cut!** ^I'm ^sorry"