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Joke of the Day
"BBC News: Man is killed by wave. Fuck, how big was the other guy's hand!?"
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"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."
"Two necrophiliacs are walking down the street when they pass a morgue. The first necrophiliac says to the second ""Want to stop in for a couple of cold ones?"""
"Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"My yoga instructor said ""sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do,"" and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself."
"[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you? GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?"
"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."
"So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?"
"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"