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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just walked in and called me g@y. If my nails weren't drying I swear to God..."

"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."

"I was going to tell you a joke about an injured deer... ...but it would have been lame."

"Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza."

"Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta? He doesn't even give a bother."

"Potassium and Oxygen went on a date. It was OK."

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars"

"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"

"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""