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Joke of the Day

"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."

"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."

"Knock knock. Knock knock Who's there? Nobell Nobell who? Nobell that's why I knock lah."

"My friend dropped his phone in the toilet It was a shitty phone anyway True story"

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."

"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"

"I have no home. I've got no control. There's no escape. I should probably look into getting a new keyboard."

"Q: Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? A: He was assaulted."