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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."

"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"

"Sometimes it's nice to feel another body pressed up against your own, even if rigor mortis has already set it."

"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."

"What star sign is a donut? It's a Taurus!"

"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"

"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."

"How do IT technicians prefer to be paid? Cache in hand."

"Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people."