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"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"
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"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""
"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive."
"If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking."
"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."
"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""
"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"
"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""