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Joke of the Day

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"

"I quit my job and poured years into it Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game..."

"What keeps the KKK happy? A Klan-do attitude... I'll walk myself out."

"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"

"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."

"Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? Because there's a vas deferens between them."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"We gave The Gap shit for the new logo. Then we gave The Gap shit for pulling it. Congratulations. We are a collective psychotic girlfriend."

"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."