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Joke of the Day

"How do we know Jesus turned water into wine at parties? Because if he turned the **wine** into **water** someone would have kicked the shit out of him."

"How can you find out the gender of an ant? Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant"

"To screw in a light bulb, how many Yodas does it take?"

"Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem? They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth..."

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."

"How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson. 2. Empty it the next day. 3. Become a millionaire."

"What do spiders eat in France? French flys"

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted."