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Joke of the Day

"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."

"I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time I don't think they're as common in the NBA though..."

"Gary Coleman just died. Life is short. He died of multiple aneurysms. Different Strokes."

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"

"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"

"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."

"A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track"

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!"