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Joke of the Day

"I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time I don't think they're as common in the NBA though..."

"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."

"Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard."

"What do you call a book case hogging all the books? Shelf-ish"

"My gf won't get the remote that's in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she'd be shopping already."

"An Mexican, African American, and Jew walk into a bar... the bartender says *get the fuck out*."

"A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house"

"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."

"If Obama was in Mortal Kombat... He'd be called ""Baraka Obama"""

"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."