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Joke of the Day

"A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"

"Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos."

"space republicans decree: if alien lifeform implants a egg in ur face,u must carry it to term. perhaps wear a less enticing helmet next time"

"A lady never reveals her penis"

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""

"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""

"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."