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Joke of the Day
"Everyone's awkward shines a little brighter on an elevator."
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"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"
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"No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare"
"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."
"I'd completely forgotten I had a boomerang It just came back to me."
"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"
"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."
"[First date] Her: I'm really glad you asked me out yesterday in the park Me: *looking under table* you didn't bring your dog?"