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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody ever eats parsley."

"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."

"Wordpress Is Shutting Down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel."

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"

"What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!"

"Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood."

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."

"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"

"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."