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Joke of the Day

"Guns don't kill people. Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information."

"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"

"The Native Americans used to trust the white man, now they have their reservations."

"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"

"Him: I'm sorry, can we start over? Me: great idea! You introduce yourself, and this time I'll keep walking."

"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."

"What did the 2 tampons say to each other? Nothing because they were both stuck up cunts."

"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"

"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."