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Joke of the Day

"Chameleon wife: ""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" Chameleon husband: ""What dress? Where are you?"""

"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""

"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."

"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol."

"I'm trying to remember what that soup is called, the kind with chicken and rice.... Oh yeah! Chinken Noodle!"

"The Detroit Lions"

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."

"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"

"I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do I get adult supervision?"