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Joke of the Day
"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."
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"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."
"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"
"Q: Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion? A: To keep from peeling."
"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"
"I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it."
"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."
"""Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?"" *thief runs by, steals gold* ""Hey! You!"" Au, got it. Next element."
"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"