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Joke of the Day

"I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts. Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0"

"What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for? The next page."

"Why are so many Germans into scat? Because they appreciate the creativity and artistry of Ella Fitzgerald, and enjoy listening to her music..... while pooping on each other."

"Rectum.. ...damn near killed 'em!"

"I'm a racist I think the human race is the best one."

"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"

"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"

"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."