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Joke of the Day
"Rectum.. ...damn near killed 'em!"
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"Congratulations, you've won a free - A free what? I can't hear you over my muted speakers. Owned that bitch."
"If a guy spread rose petals all over my apartment, I would literally look at him and just be like: ""I'm not picking this up."""
"Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? They all beat her."
"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"
"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."
"Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex."
"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."
"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."