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Joke of the Day
"What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for? The next page."
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"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""
"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."
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"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer..... ........ than the men who mention it."
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"I can kayak Canoe?"