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Joke of the Day
"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge? One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge."
"Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job. But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh."
"Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !"
"I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... I'm not a big fan..."
"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"
"I would tell the one about Jonestown.. But the punch line is too long"
"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."
"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"