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Joke of the Day
"I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... I'm not a big fan..."
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"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"
"Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets."
"Why didn't the peanut butter... Fuck the jelly? Because he was already in a jam"
"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"
"What do you call a large group of people who spit on others? The Salivation Army."
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"
"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."