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Joke of the Day
"I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... I'm not a big fan..."
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"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"
"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """
"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"
"Have you ever been on the Nile River? I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial."
"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."
"Duck. A duck walks into a bar. The barman asks ""What will it be?"" The duck doesn't answer because he's a duck."
"I just watched a show about burritos spinning in a circle because my television's broken and my microwave's not."
"What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom."