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Joke of the Day

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"

"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""

"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"

"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."

"Two muffins are in a oven... the first muffin says, ""damn it's hot in here."", the second one says, ""holy crap a talking muffin!"""

"If I was a vampire, pretty sure I'd find a way to cover blood in cheese."

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"