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Joke of the Day

"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"

"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"One. How many time travelers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"

"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."

"[Japan] HEAD SCIENTIST: Hey, what did you guys do with all the nuclear waste? *distant Godzilla noises*"

"Who was the first man to masturbate in space? The first man in space!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."

"President Obama announces his intention to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court ""I can't wait until I'm in a position to have a real impact on the country!"" said an excited Obama."