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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."
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"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."
"3 Best Uses for Oven Timers: 1. Remind you of beer in the freezer 2. Pizza rolls 3. Notify guests when their time's up & they should leave"
"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"". The horse doesn't understand, s***s on the floor and walks out."
"What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals? A dodickahedron."
"The President gets an Escort..."