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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."
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"What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."
"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"
"I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble."
"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."
"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""
"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."
"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."
"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."
"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."