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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"
Next Joke
"Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""
"I have been a prostitute for 40 years and I only have one piece of advice. Always enjoy the small things."
"What is 6 afraid of 7? Because size matters."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"What has nine arms and sucks? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus."
"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"