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Joke of the Day

"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"

"What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !"

"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."

"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"

"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"

"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"

"I am tired of the joke where the 3rd person to be granted a wish uses it to somehow cancel out the wishes of his 2 friends who just wished in front of him. What variation on a joke are you tired of?"

"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"

"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"

"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."